All righty. Justin, Robyn, Nelson, and I came up with this:
https://fedoraproject.org/wiki/Introduce_yourself_to_the_marketing_group#...
It's almost certainly not perfect - if you see a way it could be
improved, please tweak the wiki page! (I believe Nelson's actually doing
exactly that as I type this email.)
If folks want to dogfood this by introducing themselves to the Marketing
list (or introducing themselves again) so we have examples to point to,
go for it. I'll write mine in a moment. :)
--Mel
PS: Sometimes I really, really love this team. This is one of those
moments. We went from "oo, random link!" to cool idea to implementation
in... less than 2 hours.