Fedora needs some fun added to it.. ummm..? Keys custom set to play instant sounds.. a blood-curdling scream.. a barrage of extreme uncontrollable laughter.. a powerful fart, or two.. an idea sound.. a drum roll.. a sudden ripping-blast-rift on the congas, and/or on the bongos.. a sound of a well starched fedora tossed to the hat-rack, and of it spinning to a rest.. a ship's fog-horn... A most wicked powerful panther's growl... a wicked testosterone-overload cryptic-laugh.. umm..? sweet liddo wee canaries chirpin' soft sounds..? bees a buzzing...
There's probably thousands of sounds to choose from...